[0:00]Once upon a time, a prince asked a beautiful princess, will you marry me?
[0:05]The princess said no.
[0:08]And the prince lived happily ever after.
[0:10]And he rode motorcycles and fucked skinny, big-titted broads and hunted and fished whenever the fuck he wanted
[0:17]and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan
[0:22]and snorted cocaine off strippers' asses and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony
[0:28]and ate pussies and ass-fucked cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work
[0:34]and all his friends and family thought he was fucking cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank
[0:39]and he left the toilet seat up.
[0:42]The end.